booby man

So yes, the holidays are officially here.
Mummy and Daddy wants me to do the following:
1. Clean my room
2. Plan my revision timetable during the holidays (thing is they said plan! not carry out *evil grins*)
3. Not play DOTA during my free time
and...... i think there were more

So yes again, interesting how i spent my saturday
doing final touch ups on my Oral Presentation and fiddling with the powerpoint slides
after that i made it a point to figure out photoshopCS.
so far i've only learnt how to make colour pictures black and white
FaCiNaTiNg aye

nuff said. having a brain tumour

Raindrops keep falling on my head

Heros keep pawning off my head
And just like the guy who used a DK and a rap'
just can't farm in peace
Those Heros keep pawnin' off my head, they keep pawnin'

So i just did all my farming one by one
And I said I didn't like the way I got things done
Running from the creeps
Those Heros keep pawnin' off my head, they keep pawnin'

But there's one thing i know
The noobs they sent to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till all the Heros come to greet me

Heros keep pawnin' off my head
But that only means my health will soon be turnin' red
Friends keep saying 'b'
But i pay attention to the gold i keep earning
Because I'm nuuuub
And that's worryin' me

[trumpets]

It won't be long till Heros come up to greet me

Heros keep pawnin' off my head
But that only means my health will soon be turning red
Friends keep saying 'b'
But i pay attention to the gold i keep earning
Because i'm nuuuuub
And that's worrying..... meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

coooool. a fire just broke out at the carpark nearby =)

My neighbours had so MuCh FuNNNN!!!........dang.

Once again, Jeremy went on a holiday. He drove all the way up to Desaru with FrIgGiN GOOD lunch inbetween and there he spent 2 days and 1 night sleeping by the beach trying his best to admire the malaysian version of bikini babes. sadly there were non good enough for him to set his eyes on. On the first evening, Jeremy and two other cousins crusied around in a buggy on the golf course just watching the MEN hit balls into the many holes available. Then they went for dinner at some ulu town 6789436528375km away from where we were staying and he drove all the way there and back after dinner. Jeremy heaves a sigh for the distance MEN travel for good beehoon, 2 differently prepared crayfishs, sotongs, gruper fish, lettuce which weren't enough to fill them. So then came second round. Back at the hotel, Jeremy had his first draft of Carlseberg which made him all HIGH and "GYGygUFTfgfTYFtydYguygfiUFtyF"ish and then he passed out on the bed.

Jeremy thought he'd be hung over in the morning but ironically, his mom was. So Jeremy wore his shoe, his dry-fit t-shirt and hot nike shorts and headed down to the beach. He attempted to perform warm ups before going on a 3.00000000000km run (which was later reduced to a jog) along the beach. He plugged in his left earpiece then his right and started off to the tune of hoobastank-the reason. Jeremy felt the adrenaline inside him as he ran along the area where the water mearly washes the sand and at the same time giving side looks to those who were strolling along the beach. Jeremy was on the lookout for certain kinds of people. OH YES HE WAS and YES HE DID (scrawny fella for a bf now isn't he...damn). The haze was usual but he didn't really care. All he wanted to do was to leave footprints in the sand so the waves may just wash it away making the sand all so smooth again. Damn it felt good after that, he thought.

Jeremy thinks lunch was rubbish btw. I could tell from his face when he stared at himself in the mirror. The same thing they've served probably since he was given birth to, or so he thinks. After that was a bow and arrow session and a drive with my cousin the the jetty where he remembers fishing with his daddy from 12am to 5am the last last time he came to desaru. He saw the high tide and figured what a waste it was not fishing. The next part of his story as rather interesting. After driving back to the resort, desperately tried ringin the bell for his mom to open the door, but to no avail. INSTEAD, he heard funny sounds coming from from within the NEIGHBOURS door. Though their television that was tuned louder than usual, he wasn't satisfied with a TV excuse and listened closely again, this time more intently. He was convinced after that that he heard moanings that stood out from a PCK-last-season-commercial and a MUST-SEE-TUESDAY ad. This time he seakily considered various possible activities that could be happening once he attempts to break open their door. He was later convinced that his neighbour is having lots of recreational bonding activities and left them to it. Besides, Jeremy had to find his mummy if he wanted to go back to his room.

THE END

John Mayer.......

We got the afternoon

You got this room for two

One thing I've left to do

Discover me

Discovering you

One mile to every inch of

Your skin like porcelain

One pair of candy lips and

Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love

We'll make it

Swimming a deep sea

Of blankets

Take all your big plans

And break 'em

This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder

(I'll use my hands)

Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face

I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase

You tell me where to go and

Though I might leave to find it

I'll never let your head hit the bed

Without my hand behind it

You want love?

We'll make it

Swimming a deep seaOf blankets

Take all your big plans

And break 'em

This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder

(I'll use my hands)

Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby

You frustrate me

I know you're mine all mine all mine

But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder

(I'll use my hands)

Your body is a wonderland

Your body Is a wonderland

HAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMG... tonight's haze is extravagantly parasitic. I'm begining to feel breathless everytime i'm out on the streets and it's beyond being paranoid that makes me feel this way. Visibility is round about 3 to 4 kilometers before everything else just appears white. IT'S THAT BAD PEOPLE! SO HELP BY NOT BURNING FIRE CRACKERS THIS MOONCAKE SEASON CANNN??!! THOSE PEOPLE DOWN AT WOODLANDS!!! AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE BANNED IN SINGAPORE!!! you could instead stick to finishing up all the over produced mooncakes and grow fat on them. damn the plantations which practice and support fire clearing. Took this on the way back from Aman's house after almost 2 hours of non-stop HALO2-ing. It was a nauseating game of gun fire, explosions, hit and runs and alien + robo + zombie bashing. Too bad there wasn't enought time to play Rainbow Six otherwise i would have taken a few snipe-shots with Aman's "i-already-know-where-the-bad-guy-is" tips and tricks... haha, i can just imagine "okay, open this door and it's the kitchen. there are 98274923874 bad guys and 1321232 of them are on the right of which 123213 are hiding in the drawers and the rest are squatting... the remaining will pretend they are shooting but they are not so JEREMY, you chuck the grenade and i'll frag them all with head shots! Then you join in and pick them all out one by one till your ammo runs out then we'll both kinfe the remaining. For the rest of the mission, we'll squat walk all the way to rescue! SOUNDS GREAT???".... I LOVE YOU AMAN SINGING KILLER!!! =DDD

PROMOS ARE OFFICIALLY overrrrrrrrrr... i'm already feeling the onset of post exam depression. so much free time and don't know how to spend it. studying will be the last thing on my wanna-do list this season not until the next set of exams come... i miss studying for some reason and i only wish i had more MORE and MOREEEE time to mug for the subjects i thought i could have done better. so many questions left blank and so many answers self-invented. I'm like this massive ORB of emptiness. i only hope for advancementable grades so i wouldn't have to experience/live through 2 fun-o-ramas, 2 orientations and 2 promotional examinations. Optimistically it'll be playing for one more year, rowing for an extra year and proudly being 2 years older than my classmates... =) coolnessssss

think math

Medical update... Stage one of LGN syndrome: child wannabe after children's day.


what an adrenaline-filled morning=)...even my loudest alarm clock and ringtone couldn't wake me up. I bet even a bomb blast wouldn't make a difference. I woke up just 20 minutes before my math promo exam and i did the following:
- straddle my bolster to get out of bed (kinky)
- strip naked *wobble wobble* and pack last minute stuff at the same time
- put on uniform and still pack last minute stuff
- tuck in shirt nicely
- pull pants down just below butt. well not exactly. i need lipo first.heh.
- grab my stuff and dash for the door
- wearing my socks at the same time
- say "bye bye" to my uncle 3 times
- jog to the bus stop
- wave for a taxi though my school was merely 3 bus stops away
- walk nonchalantly to the sports complex (yeah, i took my math paper in the gym... i find the abs machine particularly condusive to study/do timed assessments... just kidding... it's the swimming pool where we take our exam. i want my tan back =(... kidding againn)
I still had 5 minutes to spare before the start of the paper which makes it my record time so far.

i love chinese periods