Friday, September 29, 2006

life thus far

it's almost the end of the year and JC one is coming to an end. well almost. there are many things i would have changed if i had the ability to hop on a time machine and rewind time to trivial incidences and make those little fixes that would have made a very big difference in my life now. i would like to recreate my past like how i would whitewash my bedroom walls to cover up those freak vandalism marks of crayons and kiddy chops when i pretend to praise myself like my preschool teachers would. too bad we or in this instance, i only have one shot at life. There are so many songs on the radio which i sometimes sing to myself that would describe my obscene urge to turn back time. but it's not gonna happen. it's too superficial to want to reboot right now. i'm happy (i think) with where i am but maybe i crave for too much perfection.

it's gonna be my promos in a few hours and i know inside me i could have clocked more hours than the usual 5 i try my best to keep to while staying in late in school with canoeing friends talking about who has the loudest burp, which girl is "so MAN", the most preferred washroom to release last nights dinner ingredients, cute and hot girls, discussing how spastic we will be as canoeing seniors, how to kill our juniors during their first training and the list goes on. anyway, damn depression. it's too much sacrifice getting involved with the A levels but it somehow "promises" a future slightly above average and earning it is the way to go about reaping its "promise"...it's like having a needy wife who requires a demanding amount of TLC (Tremendous Load of Cramming). that's besides the point, the point is... i don't know what the point is. I often think of the other opportunities out there available to me since the day i recieved my results other than being clad in mass produced white and blue costumes everyday. i'm just here to let out my complaints. i am sentimental you know so you gotta understand... =( it's just one of those emodays i'm having. damn... see i'm feeling much better now letting out my thoughts rather than containing them inside me. how i wish i had a second jeremy lim to share such random thoughts with =) I NEED MEEEE....

Friday, September 08, 2006

TGIF

FRIDAY MORNING
AAHAHHHHHH... it's such a daydream sitting on the royal throne releasing UNdigestables. Anyway, i'm having sausages for breakfast and they're boiling as i speak. 4 cheese stuffed and 2 purely meat. See people, i told you i didn't need whatever protien powders. The real thang is right about a billion timesXXXX better that what comes off the shelf... OMG! try squeezing a cheese sausage! it oozes out from the membrane lining like you squeese pores on your nose! GrOsSSSsssSSS (i like =D).

ADDICTIVES
Oh and guess what, the last 5 days have been a movie episode marathon for me. The entire season 2 of Dr HOUSE and season 4 of CSI:miami totals to about 50FIFTY50 episodes altogether. Yeah, do the math. That's how crazzzeeee i've been aside from still being able to study while watching (OMG! STUDYING!?! MULTITASKING!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUUUU!!!) Yes, i know it's rather depressing to hear but ladies and genital-men, i've been studying... or so i think... but it makes the world a whole lot better just hearing it from me. doesn't it jie? i mean, many around me have NDE just hearing that i actually manage to FAIL terms. hmmm, maybe i'm just being paranoid. harharaaaa. My social points are just about averaging between the positive numerical side and the negative numerical side of the scale. Oh wait, go figure. ahhah =).
I'm feeling confused. About my sexual orientation actually. YOU see, i stomach an average of 6 kitkats a day. Strange it is cos it's a monthly thing and takes place across a few days (OMG YOU GAYBIAN!)

-POST-TUITION TRAUMA-

NoT tHe DeNtIsTTttTtttTt
The dentist visit was funnnn. Dr had to drill two holes in my molars and guess what, he sealed them back! HAHA irony!irony! I SPOTTED IT...and i still hate GP compres cos i CAN'T SPOT IRONY FOR NUTTTS... Certainly i could feel the drill head go *weeeWEEEweee * all the way down (hmmm, reminds me of that toe game my mom used to play on me when i was small) AND LIKE DUDE! ANY DEEPER AND YOU AND I WILL BE DRENCHED IN BLOOOOD! like....living thing = blood + more blood....Fortunately there wasn't any. heh (sissssy). But it was just calcium all over me when it was done. obviously. CaCHING *feels the moola floating away from daddy's wallet*... Time to get me a teeneweene tooth brush that will reach all the way back to my molars and then i can give them a good scratch every morning and night...

"TEH PENG PUAY BOTTOWW!"