TGIF

FRIDAY MORNING
AAHAHHHHHH... it's such a daydream sitting on the royal throne releasing UNdigestables. Anyway, i'm having sausages for breakfast and they're boiling as i speak. 4 cheese stuffed and 2 purely meat. See people, i told you i didn't need whatever protien powders. The real thang is right about a billion timesXXXX better that what comes off the shelf... OMG! try squeezing a cheese sausage! it oozes out from the membrane lining like you squeese pores on your nose! GrOsSSSsssSSS (i like =D).

ADDICTIVES
Oh and guess what, the last 5 days have been a movie episode marathon for me. The entire season 2 of Dr HOUSE and season 4 of CSI:miami totals to about 50FIFTY50 episodes altogether. Yeah, do the math. That's how crazzzeeee i've been aside from still being able to study while watching (OMG! STUDYING!?! MULTITASKING!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUUUU!!!) Yes, i know it's rather depressing to hear but ladies and genital-men, i've been studying... or so i think... but it makes the world a whole lot better just hearing it from me. doesn't it jie? i mean, many around me have NDE just hearing that i actually manage to FAIL terms. hmmm, maybe i'm just being paranoid. harharaaaa. My social points are just about averaging between the positive numerical side and the negative numerical side of the scale. Oh wait, go figure. ahhah =).
I'm feeling confused. About my sexual orientation actually. YOU see, i stomach an average of 6 kitkats a day. Strange it is cos it's a monthly thing and takes place across a few days (OMG YOU GAYBIAN!)

-POST-TUITION TRAUMA-

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The dentist visit was funnnn. Dr had to drill two holes in my molars and guess what, he sealed them back! HAHA irony!irony! I SPOTTED IT...and i still hate GP compres cos i CAN'T SPOT IRONY FOR NUTTTS... Certainly i could feel the drill head go *weeeWEEEweee * all the way down (hmmm, reminds me of that toe game my mom used to play on me when i was small) AND LIKE DUDE! ANY DEEPER AND YOU AND I WILL BE DRENCHED IN BLOOOOD! like....living thing = blood + more blood....Fortunately there wasn't any. heh (sissssy). But it was just calcium all over me when it was done. obviously. CaCHING *feels the moola floating away from daddy's wallet*... Time to get me a teeneweene tooth brush that will reach all the way back to my molars and then i can give them a good scratch every morning and night...

"TEH PENG PUAY BOTTOWW!"