I need detoxification

DETOXIFICATION. I need to do just that! ever felt like diluting your fatful meals by simply drinking plain water and hope that you'd never have to worry about a bulging belly? It's happening to meee. Just got back from a session with my PWgroup members at a junk food outlet and i had POT BELLY servings.
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my mind's blank.

My BA-CHANG fantasy

OH YEAH! I think dumpling season is approaching. My relatives are whipping up GoRgEoUs little/enormous DUMPLINGS for my breakfast... OH DID I SAY BREAKFAST MABEL??? ohhh i think i diiiid *evil grins*... Imagine waking up to a PLATE of ready to eat BA-CHANGS every morning *melts* ahhhhhhhhh... Dumplings have a NONG NONG history (hahahaha, just love NONG NONGing) that dates back to when this damn HOT and CHIO goddess comitted suicide in a river back in china... something like that larrr... or was that for mooncake festival? argh heck! I'm more interested in the dumplings =) it TURNS ME ON! oohh... glutinus rice, chestnut, PORK, mushrooms and more glutinus riceeeee.

To: the goddess that died.

Thank goodness you did! you're my lifesaver =)

From: Your hardcore fan.

*measures waist line*

*gasp*

That's what i call a DRAGONBOAT PADDLE

WHO TOOK MY DRAGONBOAT PADDLE!!!

Feels like a decade without me aye!!! hahaha... I'm back from the dead *jumps for joy* and finally i have time to scribble my little sweet nothings into what bloggers call a BLOG (told you it means nothing...kay, not funny). Too much has happened lately.

DRAGONBOAT/CANOEING
Oh yeah, for those of you who harldy knew i existed, i'm in the above mentioned. It's coming along fine and our nationals are around the corner. Mid June. We're training hard now for what i can tell cos i'm finding it hard keeping up with the programme and MOST OBVIOUSLY with the fact that i'm-a-freakin-malaysian-and-cannot-attend-saturday-trainings-which-is-the-most-important-of-all-the-four-trainings-i-have-in-a-week. It's not something i should be proud off. oh no. no indeed... *evil grins*... It's holiday period now and today is the begining of it. Trainings are gonna be more intense from what i heard and we're having a camp sometime soon followed by a chalet immediately after. one full week of canoeing activities. GoOdNeSs. Not that i'm complaining. oh no. no indeed. =)... We recently got our DB paddles, after weeks of waiting, they had to give it out on a SATURDAY!!! and i'm so excited to say that I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MINE YET!!! WHO TOOK MY PADDLE!!! DON'T MAKE ME PADDLE WACK YOU WHEN I LAY HANDS ON IT!!!...i'm gonna name you rubberDUCKY paddle, don't worry!

TBC!!!

what life is about

This is what i call an AWARD-WINNING picture courtesy of ME! This is the only picture that would naturally express my life during the first three months in ACJC. But don't worry, i never attempted this stunt. (kay, i know this isn't a real post but heck, i'm still waiting for inspiration... I JUST HAD TO DO THIS, DARNIT FRANNY!!! hahahahaha =D)

samme's right beside me now... and i'm about to ask her what i sould enter into my blog posting next... "so samme, what should i add into my blog posting next?you wanna be featured in it or should i spare you from questioning by my relatives?"says me... samme replies "up to you lorzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!z!!!! eh your entire family reads you blog and and your grandfather and your grandmother.. you need to take typing classes... *laughs* see i told you".

hello ah gong, ah mah, uncle, auntie etc etc! :D -samme

something's up

"ALRIGHT PEOPLE! point taken...
bug me somemore about updating and i'll...err..."

ffeeeelliinngg bblluuee

Haha... i ponned school today! but it's for a valid reason. My alarms sounded this morning and i woke up and diagnosed myself unfit for school. Then i returned to bed. Yes, i had a bad sore throat and was feeling very under the weather. So when i woke up, i PAID a visit to the neighbourhood doc just across the street. He prescribed me 3 medications - 16 pacofen tablets, 30 amoxicillin 250mg capsules and 10 trachisan lozenges (which say "SUCK 1 TAB 4 TIMES A DAY").

day rating : 4/10
(sick, pissed, bored, sleepy and heck-careish)

Blissful Sufferings

What an exciting week i'm having! really it is...

MONDAY 17 april 2006... I almost woke up late that morning cos i only managed 3 hours of sleep. Apparently I was rushing to complete some school work but i ended up chatting online and eating chocolates like nobody's business (I'm almost through with a container of almond coated ones i bought just the day before (sunday)). Good thing i had PE in the morning and my class 308 had to complete a 2.4kilometer run under a certain time. 6 rounds round the school track!!! I felt damn ShIoK (happy/self-satisfied) after that cos never before have i PASSED my runs (i managed a 12.48 minutes for the first time. Must be canoeing training!!!) this is going down in history i tell you! All my other "passes" were collaborative efforts between the person with the mark sheet and me. As usual, my mondays are late days where it ends at 0410hrs after which i had Canoeing to attend. By the time training was over, i realised that i achieved 10 rounds round the track which is something i haven't done in almost 4 years. I was super shagged (which means TIRED and not an activity done by someone else on meeeee). Slept early and PANGSEIED some friends i was suppose to reply...

TUESDAY 18 april 2006... I woke up at 0330hrs cos of the early night i had. Went to the kitchen and stole a can of F&N orange, Ribena and had 4 chocolate almond balls before hitting the bed again. Two and a half hours later, 4 alarm clocks woke me up. 3 of my handphones (which i still can turn off and go back to slumber land) and a table clock (which did the magic of turning me on[the word is awake if you're wondering=D]) placed in my room which i never knew existed till it rang today. As soon as i reached school, i was greeted with my econs test paper which i'm so proud of =) i managed 8 points!!! that's a damn good O-level grade btw!!! i beat all those who got 20 points for that test... haha... eh... eh... oh well, better luck next time (yes jie, stab me!!! go on!!! *passes you a knife*) Next i had was a GP package test in which i left half the questions totally blank. Now i'm rushing through my GP comprehension in the library. Have to pass it up before the day ends =)...

till next time!

PHOTOjournal

My secondary school besties. Taken on 14th april 2006 in Causeway point out of desperation. top left: Aman Singh. top right: Pravin Anand. Bottom right: Vasan and finally, Bottom left: the one and only...









after 4 hours of tution during my saturday weekend. Lying on the table feeling all ill and fluish with unkempt hair screaming in my mind "HELLLLLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!!"










A day after reciving my present from samme. Try on session on a friday morning (good firday). How adorable the shirt looks. haha. just hours before meeting up with my 4 muskerteers in woodlands.









Just hours before the start of a good friday concert, i encountered a ferocious kid in the evening who looked as if he had plans to take over the whole world with his bare HANDS at the age of 5.









A random picture taken...













an evening picture of a view from the esplanade

sorry SORRY

Yah, i promised a million people i'd update about my birthday and stuff i did....BUTTTTT....you know, Jeremy's a "busy" person =).... anyway....

i'll put it in point form and chronological order so you don't pass-away reading my english....haha...
0. By the stroke of midnight, i recieved 8 MSNs + 6 SMSes + lots of b'dae testimonials + etc. birthday greetings.
1. I woke up at 0744hrs instead of the usual 0610hrs to bathe and prepare myself for school. (which is considered VERY VERY late... you can say i woke up when announcements were being made... HAHA)
2. I walked in through the gates as if nothing ever happened. Well i thank the guards who couldn't be the least bothered to detain me. My buffness must have given them the shudders =)
3. I didn't hand in my General Paper summary homework that was due 2 days before and didn't get a long lecture cos i was given birth to 18 years ago (until today i haven't submitted that piece of work.it's in my hands now.finally CoMpLeTeD)
4. My class sang a lethargic b'dae song for me when i entered GP lesson LATE!
5. Recieved a CaRd from AMY who could possibly be my long lost cousin.
6. Attended Canoeing training, cap once doing starts, managed 6km with a new partner (beat chris who only did 4km... hahahahaha... OWN you dude!!!=P)
7. After training, i was pinned to the floor by two guys and later carried by my limbs to the nearest lamp post which i found my legs inbetween. So there they were rubbing my testicles against it (at least 20 sets up and down) probably trying to start a fire or something. They were chanting "happy b'dae to you" as well btw in two languages. I must have been too excited to really struggle and scream like a 12 year old virgin. But then again it was a good scratch. =)hahahaha...
8. my sweetheart gave me a present and that ment the world for me =)... and i LOVE it!
9. I recieved an Angpau from my aunt (i love juicy cash!!!!)
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Spare and Angel (chris rice)

Found her stare'n at the rain

And askin' why it has to hurt so bad

Where's the limit to the pain her heart can take

Before it breaks in half

I wanted to be strong enough to hold her

And show her the way

But she's so far out of reach

And now all I can do is pray

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Can you spare an angel tonight

Send a little help from your side

Cuz somebody's lost down here

Let him wing his way through the dark

Carry some of your love into her heart

Can you spare an angel

Spare an angel

Spare an angel

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(Chorus)

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She wonders further in the dark

Feels the cold and hears the thunder cry

While the rain keeps pouring down

Her only answer from the lonely sky

She has no idea how much you love her

Or how much you care

So would you choose one of your best

To be the answer to my prayer

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Chorus

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Oh I don't know what else to pray this time

Maybe an angel can lead her lonesome heart away to Jesus side

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Chorus

behind the steering wheel!

Yes people, you might have herad! I got my driver's licence and it has been a week already. Its seriously a great feeling when you finally get to chauffer the parents around town instead of sitting at the back. I'm talking about Malaysia by the way, not Singapore cos i'm not ELIGABLE!!!Singapore PR + Malaysian Probational licence + Malaysian registered car + Driving in singapore = apparently a "severe offence". Oh well, my luck i reckon. haha. Otherwise i would consider driving to.... school.... =).

So far, i think i've clocked in an approximate 20km drive and the highest speed i've reached is, i think, 80km/hr. Not too bad a start for a rookie aye! haha. I'm really really looking forward to the next time i get behind my mummy's wheels. Especially when it's only me in the car alone =). I'll blast the radio, raff the engine and overtake at nerve wrecking speeds. haha. (mom/dad, i'm just exaggerating kay!)

i need you

Jesus! I need you in my life... i need an ignition of your fire... speak to me i pray... speak to me

admire!

first time i've taken a photo with my CHINESE teacher!!!

Classmates!

...haha.finally!

I've got internet connection in Singapore at last. I'm no more deprived of entertainment (oh wait, i want a television next...HAHA)!.. So here i am sitting on my bed keeping my hyperactive fingers...er...active. Currently i'm 3 days into my new term and things are coming along kinda smooth (so far...for the curious few, i'm emotionally sound=B) for real this time. Everyone has been reshuffled into classes and i'm quite alright with mine. For some reason, i got voted to be the class assistant representative (well jeremy, it's a good start) cos my class "saw potential" in me. I'm proud of the first assignment i recieved from my form teacher and i promise to do it well! I keep telling myself that it's nothing too much to handle and i have faith in myself, seriously. What is my assignment? Well, to collect the students particulars from from all my new classmates by friday! I know it's gonna be a task but i'll get it done i promise you... but there's one problem! I kinda misplaced my given sheet =B ehheh... oops.

I've been spending most of my free periods in the library these three days. Especially when it's early morning. The blue couches and i currently have a rather intimate relationship. It's a conditioned reflex that makes me fall into it's arms. Without fail i'd always have a Time magazine in my hands (my lullaby book that captivates readers with it's recent history, politics, try hard jokes and scandle that would naturally bore me to slumberland after it's first page). Every morning i would meet my regular couch potato friends who like me love to rest and complete our daily quota of eight hours. If it wasn't for my mother tongue exemption i wouldn't be doing this... but it's only for this week so don't worry too much yah!hahaha...

A message to some people:
I understand you people have issues with me being "anti-social" and "dao" whenever i make an effort to attend a gathering, but it doesn't mean you should go all critical and begin to deter people from getting to me just because you have your own preference over some other people. If you haven't heard, it's called "selective response" whereby some people aren't actually worthy of my words. Yah, go figure why don't you!

oooh boyyy...

Too many thing happened too quick this week. First would be the fact that the holidays are too short. Much of my time was spent commuting back and forth Malaysia and Singapore for various reasons but non of them are related to school. I was planning to stay away from that trechterous place for a week. haha. Still, i attended some sessions of canoeing though it's frequent to see me MIA. Guess what, my weight is fluctuating again! One day it's up and the other it's down by alot must be my daily workout routine. It's a good sign i think =). Anyway, school's starting tomorrow and i heard from friends that i got posted down one class. Interestingly, i'll be in the junior class of the canoe captain *gasps and bucks up* and it's good to know i'll be having 2(i think) other classmates with me. Sigh, this school is all about connections. So difficult to catch up. I NEED A FEMALE NEIGHBOUR FROM AC TOO. haha.

Right now, church is going on and i'm here at home trying to nap some issues away from my mind. But i need to satistify my adrenaline filled fingers again. Too hyper! kay, i need to get back to church. almost ending and i have to meet my dad there. I'll come by this evening and do another one...

crippled

I hanged up, lied facing the ceiling on my soft and comfy bed and then it dawned on me. Maybe it's meant to be.

What have i DONE!...

This march holiday is super slack. So far for this week...

What have i DONE!
I attended tuition(in malaysia) in my AC pe t-shirt and nike shorts cos i had canoeing training which i conveniently PONNED. My tuition teacher was so interested about the new science and math syllabus he took my notes for the week and vows to retuen it to me this coming saturday - He wants to photocopy them apparently. I owe him my math notes which i was lazy to collect even after making two trips into my aunt's house(yeah, i bunk with them). I attended church once. I've done 600(includes imaginary ones) pushups, 150 crunches on demand, 0 pullups, 12Km paddle, 4Km walk + 2Km jog and a 0.5 Km run. I've eaten 4 servings of Ice-cream (2B&J, 1 "chapalang" brand and 1 near the rusty railway bridge which i have vandalized with liquid paper) 0 yong tau fus', 5 fastfood meals, 1 complete bar of chocolate with rasins and hazlenuts + half a kit kat CHUNKY, 2 GIANT slurpees + 1 can of SoDa water which by the way taste AwEsOmE + 16 hand scoops of Mc Ritchie's crocodile populated and fish WASTE essenced and pee excreted and SwEaT filled and whatever-on-earth-goes-in WATER, DOG hair. I bought a pair of semi-transparent FBTs. I walked into the Immigration Checkpoint Authority building in an attempt to acquire a re-entry permit onto my international passport and came out of the building in 4 minutes 37 seconds - the number collection queue was too extremely long so i'll go back another time. I scolded a bus driver for scolding me (i was wearing the ac uniform and popped in 60 cents(student fare) into that money munching machine and he wanted to confirm my studentness with a card instead. How cock eyed can people get these days?). I registered my pre-paid line AFTER the "REGISTER now and get $7 free credit" promotion. I lost 4kg and gained 3.

What am i asking for?..wellll, YOU TELL ME WHY DON'T YOU!!!

It forty minutes past midnight. I was suppose to be in slumberland two hours ago but somehow my eye lids never wanted to shut. So here i am making productive use of my STONING time blogging about what ever comes to my mind...

It's the march holidays at last *jumps for JOY*. I've been eagerly waiting for this day since the begining of school. School's but a BIG frustrating playground with "hyper" people worth throwing GRENADES at. Even after the 3 months torture, i'm still not in the swing of things. To hell with the WaTcHaMaCaLlIt culture you claim to have. I'm gonna PASS-AWAY for the next two years. Fine! I lied when i said "Oh,everything is GREAT/AWESOME" and "Oh, i'm doing fine thanks *exaggrated EAR TO EAR GRIN* what about you?" Well go figure! Kay, so what if i have a GOOD pool of friends in school? We're gonna be separated by the time we recieve our next ste of PeRsOnAlIsEd time-table that ranks us according to 1.Subject cobinations and 2.O'LEVEL AGGREGATE. my school's in favour of all it's 8 pointers i tell you! To HELL with that system... The neighbourhood schools spirit's still in me i tell ya!.. So take my advise you neighbourhood STUDENTS looking for a JC! if you wanna have a LIFE after secondary, stick to average JC's!!!...anyway, that's not the point. haha. just needed to scream my mind out in public for a while =)

LOVEEE hurts people! it's so complicated you'll feel like opening the grill to you window and committing suicide even though you're two storys high. Heyyy, that wouldn't be bad at all! *evil grins* Imagine all the LOVE and CARE that'll be showered unto me thereafter. Then i wouldn't have to be too concerned about falling out of it. *considers being para/quadriplegic* It's best being NUMB! NUMBNESS rawks...Don't initiate!!!Be independent!!!...